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Old May 01, 2007, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #341
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*steals another beer*
*disarms bomb*
*cripples Magna to make it easier to hit him with darts*
*throws darts at Magna*
*tosses dirt back into pwnd's grave burying him alive*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 02, 2007, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #342
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*I already left*
*And the Bomb wasn't a Time Bomb*
*It was a Bomb which I can detonate any time*
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Old May 02, 2007, 12:56 AM // 00:56   #343
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*steals ak-47*
*steals detonate bomb*
*takes magna back in bar*
*shoots with ak-47*
*goes to sleep*
*Don't wake me up!*
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Old May 03, 2007, 01:37 AM // 01:37   #344
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*Walks into bar after deal with devil make work out videos gets destroyed*
*sees all the violence*
*crys to mama*
*gets my old teddy bear and sucks thurmb crying in bed*
*When get out of writes on wall near wall RED RUM*
*Mom comes in to find myself cutting myself and looks in mirror to see MUR DER*

*After 2 years of therpoapy goes back to bar*
*sees more vilence*

*This all goes on forever and ever like a never ending paradox*



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Old May 03, 2007, 02:13 AM // 02:13   #345
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*sips beer*
*beats down on people*
*grabs a 9mm Glock*
*lets em have it*
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:00 AM // 11:00   #346
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*pulls out a shotgun*
*shoots someone*
*throws a grenade*
*pours petrol on the floor*
*drops a match*
*Shoots the bartender*
*shoots out all the light bulbs*
*sets fire to the wallpaper*
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:17 AM // 11:17   #347
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*Steals beer*
*steels another beer*
*hides behind a couch*
*pulls out a shotgun*
*shoots everyone around me*
*steals beer*
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Old May 03, 2007, 06:00 PM // 18:00   #348
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*wonders at the lack of activity in the bar*
*steals another beer*
*watches Fallen walk in*
*slaps Fallen with a halibut*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 03, 2007, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #349
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*sips beer*
*hits fallen with a club*
*laughs*
*shoots fallen*
*shoots Exterminate*
*laughs*
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Old May 03, 2007, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #350
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*drinks beer*
*whacks Fallen with a halibut again*
*whacks Exterminate with a halibut*
*beats a random bar patron with a halibut*
*steals another beer*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 04, 2007, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #351
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*gets out bomb*
*blows up bar*
*builds new one*
*hires bar tenders w/ guns*
*laughs*
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Old May 05, 2007, 07:21 PM // 19:21   #352
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*calls the bouncer over*
*tells the bouncer to throw Exterminate out the front door like a bowling ball*
*drinks beer*
*beats pwnd mercilessly with a halibut*
*beats pwnd some more with his own camera*
*breaks all of pwnd's joints*
*lights pwnd on fire*
*loads pwnd into a giant cannon and shoots him out into the middle of the ocean*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 06, 2007, 01:28 PM // 13:28   #353
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*gasps*
*comes back inside*
*steals divine's beer*
*beats up pwnd even more*
*steals his last beer*
*drinks all of divine's beers*
*throws divine out*
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Old May 07, 2007, 02:48 AM // 02:48   #354
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Would everybody please step out of the building.

This is a random field sobriety test

Cooperation is mandatory

Failure to comply will result in death by kitty

You have 24 hours
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Old May 08, 2007, 06:27 AM // 06:27   #355
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Hi I am Back^^!

*Shoots Knido onthe Head*
*Burn it*
*Throw the Ashes a Pwnd*
*Blind Him*
*Stab him on the back*
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Old May 09, 2007, 12:13 AM // 00:13   #356
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*gets up and comes back into bar*
"Ack! Beer thief!"
*whips up an angry mob of bar patrons*
*gets angry bar mob to beat on Exterminate for stealing beer*
*steals another beer*
*joins angry bar mob and beats on Exterminate with a halibut*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 09, 2007, 12:18 PM // 12:18   #357
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*Sit on a cozy Chair*
*Smile and wait*
*waiting for Christmas*
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Old May 11, 2007, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #358
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*drinks beer*
*spots MC in a chair*
*summons a lazyboy chair*
*sits down in lazyboy*
*throws darts at random ppl*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 12, 2007, 10:56 AM // 10:56   #359
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*Pay 1m(GW Cash) to anyone and everyone who watches this video^^*
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*Another 1m and 50 Ectos,If you wear a Headphone^^*
*If you send this to Everyone you gain a Free Acc with all Profs in both Male and Female, Level 20 and Finished all Campaigns and 2 Extra slots for PvP*

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Old May 13, 2007, 10:12 PM // 22:12   #360
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*sips beer*
*wanders where everyone is at*
*gets up*
*shoots someone in the leg*
*shrugs*
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